officialunitedstates:

[DJing party for the first time]  sorry guys ignore this spotify ad the music should be back soon

gavrockandroll:

me: *sends friend a message at 3 am*

friend: *responds*

me: woah woah there what are you doing up go the fuck to sleep this isn’t healthy

just-shower-thoughts:

I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my phone

motiya:

*looking at the moon* what highlighter does she use?

animatedtext:

destroy the idea that i will ever calm down